Self Fulfilling Incels Ft. ExfilCamper

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2022

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

We got Tarkov extract camp guy but instead talk about Xbox Live for two hours

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0:00.0	Oh, my God, now he's not going to have that awesome story.
0:04.6	It doesn't matter.
0:05.7	He contributed nothing to it.
0:08.2	I didn't know we did the clap.
0:10.2	The game role was a little more professional.
0:13.8	What separates you from the regular?
0:17.8	He farms anger instead of loot.
0:20.1	You know what I mean?
0:20.6	I play the League of Legends and
0:24.1	uh...
0:25.6	What I'm just going to suck on it? Let me see Gandalf staff just for a minute.
0:30.6	Like, why?
0:31.6	I wouldn't let you anywhere near my hot toys, dude.
0:35.6	Well, if I write it a lot, my left butt cheek gets real tight.
0:39.8	But he does have the dick imprint on it.
0:42.2	Ooh.
0:43.4	I should have killed her and myself right then and grabbed the wheel.
0:47.5	That's where poop draws the line straight.
0:50.0	Fuck you, Sam.
0:51.3	That doesn't sound like anything I've done.
0:54.1	No, not at all. Put this little monsters to make you, Sam. That doesn't sound like anything I've done. No, not at all.
0:55.5	You just kick them in the face.
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