Mr. Bizzle

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2022

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

He'll sneak into your house in the dead of night, steal food from your children's mouths and then firehose vomit it back up before sunrise.

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0:00.0	Oh, okay, I'll just...
0:04.0	Oh, you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, make it stop!
0:08.0	Mr. Bizzle!
0:09.0	Mr. Pizzle!
0:10.0	Mom doesn't understand me!
0:12.0	You can't, you can't Klorox the kid, man.
0:15.0	Yeah, I know, yeah.
0:16.0	That's a table I can sleep on.
0:17.0	That's, it's a...
0:18.0	You can sleep on any table if you're tired enough.
0:20.0	You suck on it.
0:21.3	Well, well, but not with my mouth.
0:24.3	I don't know, but it feels really good.
0:26.9	You are disabled.
0:28.1	It's just not possible.
0:35.7	Oh no, I live... I thrive in the awkward phase.
0:39.3	No, no, dude, you don't need that.
0:40.7	The threat of violence is more than enough.
0:46.6	You didn't hit it?
0:47.8	No, I didn't do it.
0:49.6	I was sitting here waiting like, are we gonna finish start this?
0:54.3	Fub and I actually synced up.
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