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Eating For Free

Selena Gomez's Mental Health Vibes Machine Also Mints NFTs

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

About:

Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place!

Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare!

You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Or buy our merch! Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com 

  • Joan Summers: Twitter: @laracroftbarbie
  • Matthew Lawson: Twitter: @_matthewlawson

Links:

  • Cardi B DELETES Twitter account after lashing out at her 'slow dumba**' fans over skipping the Grammy Awards, Daily Mail
  • Getting closer! Kim Kardashian 'meets Pete Davidson's grandparents in Staten Island'... but he has 'yet to be introduced to her kids', TMZ
  • Scout Willis sports leopard print slacks and a sweater while shopping in LA... after father Bruce revealed aphasia brain disorder diagnosis and retirement from acting, Daily Mail
  • Amy Schumer Calls Will Smith "Ali" in First Post-Slap Stand-Up Set, Vanity Fair
  • Selena Gomez Says She Hasn't Been on the Internet in Over 4 Years, GMA
  • Luann de Lesseps Shuts Down Reports She's Done With 'RHONY,' Supports Ramona Singer's Return (Exclusive), ET
  • Britney Spears Confirms She's Writing a Book in New Instagram Post: 'It's Actually Healing & Therapeutic' (JustJared)
  • How Bruce Willis, 67, made 22 'Geezer-Teaser' movies over three years for 'churn factory' and paid handler turned 'producer' $200,000 a film to 'keep an eye' on him even as he showed signs of cognitive decline (Daily Mail)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Gibble-gobble-gobble-gobble, goobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gubble, gibble, gubble, or a rabble. Come on, if you know the words, let's go. What do I think of her? Yes. I don't think of her. Bitch. Bless a red wine and a swish-a. I think you get the bitch bitch ya. Bitch. Here I go. Oh, Oh, oh. Wait about down to the New York fucking post. We were recording our, um, intro, like our audio test in Simlish. And I am, I kind of liked the vibe like gibble-gobble-gubble. Gibble guby gwobble i mean there is something in there that

0:39.0

if you speak seamless you'd understand but we don't need to it's actually the lyrics to katie perry

0:43.7

firecracker play it backwards speed it up you'll hear is that song called firecracker fireworks

0:48.5

yeah stimulating conversation the two of us are having here on eating for free the podcast recording

0:53.8

live from the absolute edge of the internet hi i am local gossip jones somers i'm your local art stimulating conversation the two of us are having here on eating for free, the podcast recording live

0:54.3

from the absolute edge of the internet. Hi, I am local gossip, Joan Summers.

0:57.7

I'm your local artist in Matthew Lawson. That has to be a world record. You know what?

1:01.8

I will say this. 40 seconds in, including the sound test. Damn. I'll say this. Ashland has trained

1:06.8

me well. I've finally been broken in like a cat, you know, a dog, an animal you keep

1:13.5

around the home. I just needed a good firm hand to guide me in the right direction. And that

1:19.4

direction is not interviewing this podcast, introducing this podcast. Yes, and getting it started,

1:25.3

getting the ball rolling. We still haven't stopped me from taking an edible before we record. We'll get there eventually. This is the

1:32.8

exact moment you can tell when the edible hits. Gibaldi, gobbledy simlish. Is that your name? Is

1:39.0

that who you are? We just played the like Katie Perry fireworks sim wish like in the random video of this episode.

1:45.0

Insert that right here.

1:47.8

But it's a frobie and nope.

1:51.6

But it's a froby nope.

1:55.4

But it's a froby nope.

1:59.3

But if's a froby nope. Rampy fiber peridax, warra ufa, moonarack. Nope Fibreobino Rimpi fervorperper Dex

2:03.1

Wara Oofa Munarex

2:05.0

Rimpy fervorbedex

2:06.9

Wara oofa moonar X

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