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Eating For Free

Rihanna is Pregnant With Drake's Baby... Also We're Lying

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place! Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare!

You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Or buy our merch! Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com 

  • Joan Summers: Twitter: @laracroftbarbie
  • Matthew Lawson: Twitter: @_matthewlawson

Links:

  • Rihanna/Rocky Rumors, Twitter
  • Camila Cabello on Becoming More 'Playful' with Beauty — and Wearing More Lipstick After Shawn Mendes Split, People
  • Shawn Mendes says that he and Camila Cabello had 'a little too much tequila' when they recorded their viral kissing video, Insider
  • Khloé Kardashian admits to Photoshopping True into Disneyland pics, Page Six
  • Britney Spears is Pregnant, Britney's Instagram
  • Sam Asghari, Instagram
  • Why Erika Jayne Threw Out 'RHOBH' Castmate Garcelle Beauvais' Book: 'They Are Still Feuding', Us Weekly
  • Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter in takeover attempt, The Verge
  • Crypto Whale Tweets on BitcoinCon, 1 2 3 4
  • Axie Infinity already crashing?, Twitter thread

Transcript

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0:00.0

Come on, if you know the words, let's go.

0:02.6

What do I think of her?

0:03.4

Yes.

0:05.2

I don't think of her.

0:06.3

Bitch a red wine and a swisher.

0:10.8

I think you get the bitch ya.

0:12.6

Bitch.

0:12.9

Here I go.

0:17.5

Wait about down in the New York fucking post.

0:20.7

Hachacha!

0:22.3

Ratata!

0:23.5

Guess who just got back from the city of sin?

0:26.0

You haven't even taken a shower, and yet you're here on my couch.

0:30.6

Trailing the remnants of the decaying desert metropolis all over my apartment.

0:37.9

I probably am carrying a few illnesses on the bottom of my shoe.

0:41.5

The coronavirus being one of them.

0:43.2

Last time the Omicron 7, last time I was in Vegas, I literally, we were walking so much

0:48.3

because I was like walking around dumb people.

0:50.0

It's very entertaining and humbling.

0:52.7

Do you know how wack you sound? Have you been to Las Vegas? It's like entertaining and humbling. And I was... Do you know how wack you sound?

0:55.4

Have you been to Las Vegas?

0:56.8

It's the, like, idiot central. It's fine to say. We can say it. I'll do my coastal elite stereotype. I don't care. Like, it's... Hope you had fun at RuPaul's Drag Race Live. I wish I went, and I didn't. And RuPaul literally did like the opening, like the first night we were there.

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