Will Smith Slapped Open Tinseltown's Ancient Curse Seal
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2022
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place!
Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare!
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Links:
- Jay-Z's Oscar Gold Party Picketed by Labor Union Outside Chateau Marmont, The Hollywood Reporter
- A-listers pass protesters and police to attend Jay-Z's Oscar bash, Page Six
- Chateau Marmont Hit by Multiple Lawsuits in Wake of Racial Discrimination, Sexual Misconduct Claims, The Hollywood Reporter
- Jim Carrey: I would have sued Will Smith for $200 million over Oscars slap, Page Six
- Machine Gun Kelly Says He and Megan Fox Were 'Exorcizing Some Things Out' While Doing Ayahuasca, People
- Disney executive who is the mother of a transgender and a pansexual child says she wants at least half of ALL future characters to be LGBTQIA or racial minorities: Theme parks are now banned from saying 'hello boys and girls', Daily Mail UK
- Tamra Judge claims Denise Richards tried to hook up with her at BravoCon 2019, Page Six
- Eric Adams parties with Cara Delevingne and A$AP Rocky at One Vanderbilt, NY Post
- One Vanderbilt
- New Wells Fargo Credit Card Gives Customers Rewards for Rent Payments, Bloomberg
- 'RHOBH' Erika Jayne and Tom Girardi's $8M mansion goes into foreclosure, NY Post
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In honor of Trans Day of Visibility, I will be shaving my balls and telling everyone on the podcast about it. |
| 0:07.0 | Maybe I'll shave my ass too. |
| 0:08.6 | Who knows? |
| 0:09.7 | I'm feeling festive. |
| 0:11.0 | Are you going to film it? |
| 0:12.5 | Wouldn't you like to see? |
| 0:14.1 | I would. |
| 0:15.1 | Come on. |
| 0:15.7 | If you know the words, let's go. |
| 0:17.6 | What do I think of her? |
| 0:18.4 | Yes. |
| 0:20.3 | I don't think of her. Bid. Bless a red wine and a swish ya. I think you get the bitch ya. Bitch. Here I go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Ready about down in the New York fucking post. For the first time ever, you're the one texting |
| 0:37.7 | in the middle of this recording. |
| 0:38.5 | Are we starting now? |
| 0:39.5 | Is this how we're going to? |
| 0:40.1 | Of course we're going to start now. |
| 0:41.7 | You think I was going to let me get away with this? We had taken a break and I was like, let me send this text real quick. You're like, no, keep it on. Oh yeah, no, no. I'm going to turn your public humiliation into a piece of content that we can mine for generations to come. |
| 0:55.2 | This is like an NFT, this little exchange we're having. And now we're going to mint it, put it on the blockchain. And I'm going to return to it every once in a while when I need a good chortle. Good chortle. I'm finding new words to stay scream, pissing, shitting, throwing. Minting your workplace trauma really is, I think, |
| 1:11.9 | definitely where we're going. |
| 1:12.7 | Is this a workplace now? |
| 1:14.7 | Girl, the U.S. government? |
| 1:16.0 | We do have a tax ID, so... |
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