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Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 15 February 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast- Heather is back from a weekend sling jokes in the midwest! She saw a woman smoke a blunt while buying Zyrtec, ate some pasta in Ohio, and had a lovely gal sneak into her dressing room in indiana! I FOUND YOU!!! If the midwest doesn't keep you on your toes, well then hell, nothing will! She hits the Absolutely Not line to learn about the beef between Iowa and Indiana and has a moment of self reflection.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a DR Media Production. |
| 0:03.3 | You've been stewing about a health problem you have. |
| 0:05.0 | You almost resort to texting your group chat to get your friends opinions. |
| 0:08.4 | You're extremely unlikely to find quality medical advice in your group chat, |
| 0:11.8 | but you know where you can find it. |
| 0:13.2 | You can find it through a doctor on Zockdog. |
| 0:15.4 | Zockdog is the only free app that lets you find and book doctors who are patient |
| 0:19.7 | reviewed, take your insurance and are available when you need them and treat |
| 0:23.6 | most every condition under the sun. |
| 0:25.5 | Go to Zockdog.com slash absolutely and download the Zockdog app for free. |
| 0:30.3 | Then find and book a top rated doctor today. |
| 0:32.5 | That's zoc doc.com slash absolutely. |
| 0:40.8 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the least at the same |
| 0:45.8 | damn time. |
| 0:46.4 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:56.4 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not |
| 1:00.8 | podcast. |
| 1:01.5 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 1:04.4 | How the hell are you? |
| 1:05.4 | Hope you're doing well. |
| 1:06.9 | It's a beautiful week. |
| 1:08.0 | We are full into a query of season. |
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