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Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most in the least at the same damn time.

I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. Welcome to the studio where live we are lubricated.

I'm drinking water out of a Stanley cup like every other white woman in America. Be the you

today that you want to be tomorrow. We're in the office baby. We're doing the most and it feels good.

I'm going to take off my sunglasses here. Look directly into the camera and let you know I'm running

for something. Don't know what I'm running for but eventually I will. I'm kidding. The world's on

fire. The world's on fire and I feel like this is a good time to you know add a little bit more

to the plate. We're at a summer buffet and I've already got the cream corn. I've got the brisket.

You know I've even got a couple corn muffins because I like to load up on the corn based products

and you know what I thought I would add to this macaroni macaroni and cheese. Guys I got a daughter.

I have a daughter. She is sleeping. We will insert a photo. I'll pay into her. We'll splice

something together so that you can see her. I got a daughter. Her name is macaroni. Limone.

Limone. Technically macaroni. Limone for our Daniels. We got another French bulldog and before

anybody says you didn't rescue. Where's the rescue? I tried. I've tried. I've now been denied

from like eight different rescue agencies. I've already done this tangent but I'm telling you

right now I try to get the dog in the diaper. I tried to get the dog one leg no legs two tubes one

two and I'm done okay and here's my thing macaroni came to me in the dead of the night. I got a

phone call from a friend in Mississippi who said hey we have one puppy left options on the table

and you know what I said it's a sign from God I'm taking her and somebody's gonna say

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