Second Helpings - Humanity Was A Mistake

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🗓️ 4 July 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Grab ya spoons, it's time to dig into this week on Second Helpings MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout the proper way to soak your potatoes for that 4th of July fav, pasta salad. MJ's bein' Mr. America and visitin' the big ole' green lady on the sea for the 4th after years of puttin' it on a bucket list. We all learn the valuable lesson to leave ya knives at home when visitin' the towers memorial. Orlando Bloom's goin' through his 'teenager who just discovered philosophy' phase while in splitsville from Katy Perry. One of the people on 'Love Island' is actively ghosting another cast member and that's insanely awkward. Jackie has many, many feelings regarding the villa on 'Love Island', and MJ is here to give the space Jackie needs. The reunion for 'Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' was E M O T I O N A L. MJ highly recommends 'My Mom Jayne' if you're wantin' to bawl. Travis Kelce is join' Lea Michele in the anti-Book IT club, Vinny ain't the Vinny we remember, AND SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	It'll be better
0:10.3	A second time around
0:13.7	Hell yeah, out the gate, killing it today.
0:19.3	Welcome to second helpings. Hopefully that your plate is all heaped on top
0:24.7	today because I think we're having a bit of a buffet end of the week. Except are we, it's a
0:31.4	holiday week. It's a holiday week. It's the first time. It's an eating holiday. Yes, for those
0:36.7	Happy American Independence Day to those who observe, question mark.
0:41.5	Do we? It is. I don't know if we wish it happy. You know, it's times like this that we remember that just because, you know, you don't support a government or anything that is happening in the country does not mean we don't support each other.
0:55.6	That's true.
0:56.5	If that is via hot dog, so be.
1:00.6	Let's talk.
1:01.5	And you know that's what I'm going to be doing.
1:03.7	Yeah, I want to know your, now that I know your dog, I want to talk sides.
1:07.6	Tell me about, are you doing, are you doing a potato salad? Are you doing, you know, are we talking about a pasta salad? What are we doing? Whoa. You know, I've been, thank you for asking, MJ, because I've been really experimenting in the world of pasta salads as a cold side.
1:24.7	I, yeah, it's been, you know what, exhilarated.
1:29.5	Me and my best friend from,
1:31.0	yeah, I said it.
1:31.8	Me and my best friend from college used to spend every summer in like a kind of like
1:35.6	low-key, um, flame war about potato salad.
1:40.2	But it was like a collaborative flame war.
1:41.9	Whoa.
1:42.5	Is it like a vinegar versus mayo base? It was just like we would make a new, he would
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