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Second Helpings - Don't Perceive Me

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

MJ and Jackie are back again servin' up another batch o' Second Helpings! Up top Jackie fills MJ in on how Geoff read "Everything Is Tuberculosis" and everything IS tuberculous, and after Jackie droppin' t-burc facts, she talks about how she got a custom made lip color at 'The Lip Lab', and proved the circle of life remains intact! James Van Der Beek has passed and it made MJ finally understand their parents getting so sad about actors they grew up with passing, Jackie and Geoff spent their time watching the Olympics and couldn't get over how dangerous the biathlon seems, plus a shout out to the Minnesota curling team callin' out ICE! JD Vance got Boo'd at the Olympics, but Mariah Carey got briefly thawed to perform during the opening ceremony, despite the fact that it was most likely lip synced, and even more Olympic chat! Jill Zarin is a nightmare person and got kicked from the new RHONY E! series, and they're bringin' in DORINDA! MJ and Gideon watched the first episode of "I Love LA", Jackie watched "Wonderman" with Geoff, and Jackie says "A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms" is so goooooood! Jackie watched "Suddenly Amish" in her Noro-haaaaaaze and now feels bad for them. They keep GETTIN' INSIDE HER HEAD, so should she continue watchin' it? The "Puppy Bowl" puppy passed, but let's talk about the new "Traitors" episode instead! And after saving one from a pool, MJ is the new rat king in town! PLUS SO MUCH MORE! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

It'll be better

0:10.3

A second time around

0:13.0

You are damn right about it

0:16.4

It's going to be even better

0:18.0

It's going to be even juicier

0:20.1

Is it?

0:21.5

I think I hope it's not as juicy as what I had over the weekend.

0:25.6

But I was talking about juicy lips a lot yesterday because I went with a friend of mine

0:31.0

to LipLab, which is this place where you go and have, you can like get to the, she took

0:37.2

me there for my birthday, which she had got me a gift card for, I think, two and a half years ago. What month is it? Is it your birthday in August? No, it is a, yeah, it was from my August 24's birthday. Oh, okay. And so we finally got around to doing it. That's nice. And we went to go and you make your own lip

0:56.8

shade. Oh my God. You could have them make it for you. And it was so crazy because you can tell that

1:03.1

some of these people, I imagine, are probably very bad at it. But we got to know Cece so well.

1:10.2

And Cece, who is this? We ended up, we got to know her life so well. And Cece, who is this?

1:11.7

We ended up, we got to know her life story.

1:14.0

She's a graphic artist.

1:15.1

And that's why she was so insanely good at color matching.

1:19.8

It was unbelievable, MJ.

1:22.5

I was like, I was looking at a magician.

1:24.4

First of all, I just need to point out that lip lab sounds like a Heather Gay project, but

1:29.7

her place, beauty lab. Yeah, that's beauty lab. I think it's beauty lab. But, yeah, blah, blah. But, you know, I didn't get any injections. It was just making a lip. Just don't just make it a color. Yeah. That sounds fun. No, I've never gotten any of those. I, man, if I came in, I'm like, I get any injection.

1:43.4

Oh, it's like, my, I'm just like, I'm going, you know, Zach Ephron with it.

1:48.1

I'm man, if I came in, I'm like, I didn't get any injection. Oh. And it's like,

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