Happy Birthday, Dude w/ Holden McNeely

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4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 90 minutes

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This week on Page 7, Jackie and our birthday boi MJ are joined by Holden McNeely to goss' 'bout MJ's going to Times Square to see "Chicago" so they can say whether Whitney sucks or not (make sure to check out "Second Helpings tomorrow!"), and then we got an extra early LIST 'bout stunt casting! MJ went to see the live "Dancing with the Stars" with their momma, Rumer Willis let us know with 3 posts that she's a single mom, with 4 jobs...but yes she still recognizes that safety net beyond what most people have, and Shia LaBeouf started a spree of chaos and reign of terror during Mardi Gras. Next we got us a list that shows some of the CRAZY SHOCKING THINGS celebrities have done! Followed by a "Blind Items P7 Greatest Hits" for our guest Holden! Then it's onto a sweet treat Jackie's Snackie's starting @ 1:11:00.370, with a not really a knockoff but kind of is MJ's Minute Munchies @ 1:19:36.327, and ending @ 1:24:32.294 PLUS SO MUCH MOOOORE!!! Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0	Well, MJ and I wrote a new song for Wisteriolaniacs over on the Patreon, so if you love Desperate Housewives, you might love, it's time for wisterialaniacs. And there's murders to the max.
0:22.3	So just sit back and relax.
0:23.7	There's a knife stuck in your back.
0:25.1	Where we're stareal lady, totally insaney.
0:27.9	Susan's so zany.
0:29.5	Steria lainiacs.
0:31.4	Watch out for Zach.
0:32.9	Because Desperate Housewives is an amazing show, and we had absolutely no idea.
0:39.7	Happy 40th birthday, MJ, and welcome to the show, Holden Bailey.
0:43.3	Thank you so much, and MJ, check your phone.
0:46.9	Check my phone.
0:47.9	Check your phone.
0:48.9	What does it mean?
0:50.7	What does it mean?
0:52.5	Why?
0:52.8	Did you get an alert of any kind?
0:54.6	Did you get an alert?
0:56.0	Not yet.
0:57.1	Your children are sick.
0:58.4	They have to be picked up in school.
0:59.9	Everything's about to be a nightmare.
1:01.3	Open up Venmo, girl, person.
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