Seating Arraignments

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2017

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Elizabeth files suit against her friend, Zach. They spend a lot of time together watching TV at Zach’s apartment. But Elizabeth is unhappy with his living room seating arrangement. She would like him to add a chair, but he says the couch he has is enough! Thank you to Graham Stanton & Felipe Sobreiro for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.4	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.0	This week, seating arrangements.
0:08.6	Elizabeth files suit against her friend Zach.
0:11.6	They spend a lot of time together watching TV at Zach's apartment.
0:15.3	Elizabeth is unhappy with his living room seating arrangement.
0:19.3	She'd like him to add a chair.
0:21.0	He says the couch he has is fine.
0:23.6	Who's right?
0:24.6	Who's wrong?
0:25.6	Only one man can decide.
0:27.2	These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:32.0	reference.
0:33.6	Do you enjoy excessive amounts of podcast listening?
0:37.3	Or some of the most enjoyable times of your life experience with ear buds in, or your formative
0:41.3	ears nurtured by the electronic babysitter?
0:44.5	Are you annoyed by crybaby intellectuals who claim that podcast listening is counterproductive
0:50.7	in a waste of time?
0:52.8	If so, let them know.
0:54.2	You're proud to be a potter.
0:56.5	Support Judge John Hodgman, Baylif Jesse Thorn, swear them in.
1:00.1	Elizabeth, Zach, please rise.
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