Welcome to the judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week

clearing the docket with me as always the man the myth the legend the hardest working man in pod

business pod brother number one John Hodgman how are you John I'm obviously pod only child

number one we all know that the pod brother number one is a three way tie for first among the

McElroy's oh yeah that's true and as far as the hardest working man in pod business I would

have to go to my Baylif Jesse Thorn I'm certainly not that either but I'm I'm grateful to be here of course

thank you that is my high energy response to your wonderful hype manning of me I'm grateful to be here

I'm sure I'm basically one of the lesser St. Luna ticks at this point to your Nelly that's what

I was going to say to the word uncanny I felt the words being ripped from my mouth let's start with

the dispute from Anthony about sleeping arrangements go Anthony go Anthony he says it's your docket it's

your docket wow my girlfriend Lauren and I lived together in an apartment our bedroom sizeable

but our full size bed touches two walls Lauren insists on sleeping on the left hand side calling

it her side this leaves me to have to awkwardly climb up and down at the foot of the bed if the

judge finds in my favor I would ask that either the left hand side gets rotated or whoever has to

wake up first gets the side away from the wall I would be happy with two or three out of the seven

nights each week wait a minute Anthony is saying that their bedroom is sizeable but their full size bed

is shoved into a corner right do I understand this correctly if it touches two walls I either

both sides are touching a wall or the head of the bed and one side is touching a wall correct

shoved in a corner yeah right yeah shoved in a corner because the bedroom isn't large enough

to have their be clearance on either side of the bed that's the only explanation for why that would be

otherwise it would have solved this by moving the bed over so that Anthony can get out on his side of

the bed rather than climb down to the foot of the bed and climb out and fall out of the bed that way right

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