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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 5, Ep 84 - Sword Bro in Pizza Hell (w/ Erika Ishii)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Comedy, Fiction

4.811.8K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

A trip through Pizza Hell leads to a reunion with dragon "enthusiast" Kelvaxostrastymor Ebonwing aka the Sword Bro.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Kelvaxostrastymor Ebonwing: Erika Ishii

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Associate Producer: Anna Havermann

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Tony Gullick

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


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0:00.0

Have you ever wondered why we call French fries French fries or why something is the greatest

0:04.8

thing since sliced bread? There are answers to those questions. Everything Everywhere Daily is a podcast

0:10.3

for curious people who want to learn more about the world around them. Every day you'll learn

0:14.8

something new about things you never knew you didn't know. Subjects include history, science, geography,

0:20.5

mathematics, and culture.

0:22.0

If you're a curious person and want to learn more about the world you live in, just subscribe

0:25.9

to everything everywhere daily wherever you cast your pod.

0:35.6

People of Earth, the following podcast, currently in Pizza hell, although one could argue we've been in hell all along, is not real.

0:44.0

For those of you listening, because you were gifted a Patreon subscription to our transmission,

0:48.5

yes, we've received your angry letter, and we're doing everything in our power to make it right.

0:53.3

In the meantime, whether you're enjoying us or whether you're slowly everything in our power to make it right. In the meantime, whether

0:54.8

you're enjoying us or whether you're slowly building up your resistance to us, sit back and

1:00.0

enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern.

1:28.1

A weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.

1:30.8

I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.

1:32.1

If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.

1:35.4

Over 10 and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of food.

1:42.6

Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional rift,

1:45.7

and usually I use that to upload a podcast, recorded in the magical land of Foon.

1:50.3

But a few weeks ago, we descended into the afterlife, into Pizza Hell,

1:55.6

in a quest to find Arnor, formerly the greatest warrior in Fune.

2:00.8

And so now, I guess, John, I didn't come up

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