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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:07.8	And, according to the Golden Globe Awards, it's not only not real, it's nowhere near as good as Amy Polar just winging it with whoever happens to be nearby.
0:18.6	45 minutes finding out what the DoorDash person wanted to be as a kid?
0:22.7	That sounds like a good hang.
0:24.4	Here's a statuette.
0:25.8	I guess the next time we're hoping for awards consideration,
0:28.7	I'll put aside the careful diction and impeccable breath control
0:31.8	and have Rachel Dratch stop by with some tangled headphones.
0:35.0	Until that day, sit back and enjoy the show.
0:41.0	The Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.
1:06.6	I'm your host, Arneenicamp.
1:07.9	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. Over 10 and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger
1:15.0	King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of food. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal
1:20.6	through the dimensional rift, and I used that to upload a podcast from the magical land of
1:24.8	foon. However, several weeks ago,
1:30.9	we fell through Pizza Skull's mouth into Pizza Hell,
1:34.7	and we are now trying to rescue the greatest warrior in all of Foon from this pizza-filled afterlife, Arnor the Warrior.
1:39.5	We've gotten some intel that we might be getting close.
1:42.6	We are currently riding on a boat across the river Red Sticks,
1:48.1	and we are getting ever closer to where we hear our nor may be.
1:53.6	I am joined, as always, by my co-adventurer.
1:58.2	Shut the talking badger!
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