Season 5, Ep 83 - DQ in Pizza Hell (w/ Tim Ryder)
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Arnie Niekamp
4.8 • 11.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
A quest to Pizza Hell to save Arnor the Warrior... leads to a reunion with the elf D’athaniel Quen’yarvin. What's he been kicking in Pizza Hell?
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
D'athaniel Quen'yarvin: Tim Ryder
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
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Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
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Theme Music: Andy Poland
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, hello, I'm Malik. I'm Jamie. And this is World Gone Wrong, where we discuss the unprecedented times we're living through. Can your manager still schedule you for night shifts after that werewolf bit you? My ex-boyfriend was replaced by an alien body snatcher, but I think I like him better now. Who is this dude showing up in everyone's old pictures? My friend says the sewer alligators are reading maps now. |
| 0:22.1 | When did the cuts who start making that humming sound? |
| 0:24.8 | We are just your normal millennial roommates processing our feelings about a chaotic world in front of some microphones. |
| 0:30.8 | World Gone Wrong. |
| 0:32.5 | A new fiction podcast from Audacious Machine Creative, creators of unwell, a Midwestern Gothic mystery. |
| 0:40.9 | Learn more at audacious machine creative.com. |
| 0:44.7 | Find world gone wrong in all the regular places you find podcasts. |
| 0:49.1 | I love you so much. |
| 0:51.0 | I mean, you could up the energy a little bit. |
| 0:52.6 | You could up the energy. |
| 0:53.7 | I actually don't take notes. That was good. I'm just kidding could, like, up the energy a little bit. You could up the energy. I actually don't take notes. |
| 0:56.1 | That was good. |
| 0:57.5 | I'm just kidding. |
| 0:58.1 | You sounded great. |
| 0:59.1 | So did you. |
| 1:04.4 | People of Earth. |
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| 1:07.8 | Don't believe me. |
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| 1:10.2 | When we last left our heroes, they were headed to |
| 1:12.5 | pizza hell to save Arnor the warrior. I was thinking of saying this answers the question, |
| 1:17.6 | are there podcasts in hell? But really? Was that ever seriously in doubt? Now sit back and enjoy |
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