You can support the show directly and receive bonus episodes and rewards by joining our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/magictavern for only $5 per month. Follow us on Bsky, Instagram and YouTube!

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co.
0:05.5	That's audible.co.uk slash wondery.
0:15.4	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:18.9	Now, with us deep in your Earth's Hallows Eve season,
0:22.5	let me chuck this kernel of wisdom at you.
0:25.1	Filling your porch with dozens of jacko lanterns,
0:27.9	all carved with a,
0:29.0	are you truly living up to your potential?
0:31.7	Expression may not be greeted with the wave of appreciation
0:34.9	your art deserves.
0:36.6	I guess it's back to gap-toothed grins.
0:39.6	I suppose we get the jack-o-lantern we deserve.
0:42.4	Now, sit back and enjoy the show.
0:45.1	Music Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:08.1	A weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.
1:10.6	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp. If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. Ten and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of food. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional riff, and I use that to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern, the ruffled feather, in McShingleshane Forest, on the outskirts of hogs face and the magical land of foon.
1:35.6	And I'm so excited.
1:37.7	It's that time of year again.
1:40.1	Chunt for Red October hosted by my cousin, my good bud, chunt the talking badger.
1:45.7	Blood bong.
1:46.8	Blood bong.
1:47.8	You want to do a hit?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Arnie Niekamp, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Arnie Niekamp and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.