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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:07.5	If you'll excuse me, I'm just finishing today's session of writing in my gratitude journal.
0:12.8	Let's see, where was I?
0:14.5	Oh, yes.
0:15.5	Why do I have this?
0:18.1	What am I supposed to do with it?
0:20.7	Whoever gave this to me, I don't appreciate them
0:23.9	or anything. Love framing device. All that's left is to drizzle it with honey and leave it
0:30.4	for the bears. As for you, sit back and enjoy the show.
0:36.9	Music and enjoy the show. Hello, Hello from the Magic Tavern.
0:59.2	A weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.
1:02.0	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.
1:03.3	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:07.0	Ten and a half years ago, I felt through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of foon. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional Rift, and I used that to upload a podcast recorded here in the ruffled feather in McShingle-Shane Forest on the outskirts of hogs face in the magical land of foon. And I'm joined, as always, by my buddy, Chunt the Talking Badger.
1:31.4	A little bit like this, some pepper, a little bit of salt.
1:35.6	What are you working on over here, bud?
1:37.1	And I think I got it.
1:39.7	Arnie, give a sip.
1:42.2	Take a big, take a big swig of this.
1:44.9	Okay.
1:46.0	All right.
1:48.0	Oh, that's a lot of pepper.
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