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People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

But what is real is autumn, arriving in full force, and that means a log or two on the fire.

A cozy flannel shirt on the fire.

An acoustic guitar on the fire.

A thick woolen scarf, a big bulky sweater,

and three industrial containers of pumpkin spice stolen from Starbucks in the middle of the night,

all on the fire. What I'm saying is I don't enjoy autumn. Now sit back and enjoy the show.

Music and enjoy the show. All right. All right, let me grab my gavel.

I officially call this meeting of Hello from the Magic Tavern to order, where we will check in on our progress and all things.

First order of business starting the podcast. Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of food. I'm your host. Weekly podcast from the magical land. Oh, yes. Are you keeping the, are you writing the, are you writing this all down? Yes. Just respond with short words so I don't have to type my own word. Okay. From the magical land of food.

I'm your host, Arne Neacamp.

If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know. Ten and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of food. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the Dimensional Rift. and I use that to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern, the ruffled feather, in McShingleshane Forest, on the outskirts of hogs face in the magical land of foon. It's cool land of foon. And I'm joined by my sonographer, Chump the Talking Badger. Oh, yo, Bobo. Oh, yo, Bobo. Hey, can you read all that back to me, what we have so far?

Okay, let me grab my gavel.

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