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People of Earth, the following live recording of a podcast is not real.

This episode was recorded live in Somerville, Massachusetts,

at Arts at the Armory on July 18th.

See, right there, Massachusetts isn't a real place.

It's a virtual construct built to make your Earth resident Ben Affleck feel at home.

Anyway, there are a few visual components to the show. Oh, no doubt,

crying children, protests, critics walking out. I'm just guessing here. And if you'd like to see

pictures of those, there's a link to the Patreon page for this episode in the show notes. You'll

find numerous pictures there, and that page will be unlocked. So you can take a look at the pictures whether you're a Patreon subscriber or not.

And that's how they get you.

Now, sit back and enjoy the show.

Thank you. Hello from the Magic Tavern. Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.

If you've never listened to the podcast before, oh no.

But think about it like this.

All your life, all my life, has been leading up to this moment where we finally meet.

And when I say meet, I kind of just mean this, basically.

But I'm so excited.

But if you've never listened to the podcast before, this is sincerely everything you need to know.

Ten years ago.

I knew it.

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