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0:00.0	Hey there, Critters. This year marks our 10-year anniversary of Critical Role, and we are partnering with Fathom Entertainment to bring our 2025 tour to movie theaters across the U.S. and Canada.
0:10.6	Head to theater to see the wedding of the year coming to theaters on October 15th with an iconic jester and Ford wedding at our New York City Live show.
0:19.4	Visit Fathomentertainment.com slash slash critical role to find tickets in theaters near you.
0:24.2	That's fathomentertainment.com slash critical role.
0:32.3	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:37.8	And not only that, it's not content to stay within the confines of the internet.
0:42.5	No, it's now wandering around the country, leaving a trail of confusion and unresolved plot points in its wake.
0:48.5	What I'm trying to say is tickets are still available for the upcoming Magic Tavern Live shows
0:53.6	in Charlotte, North Carolina on September 27th, and Richmond, Virginia on September 28th.
0:59.9	Links for tickets are in the show notes.
1:02.4	Now, while you barricade your home, sit back and enjoy the show. Hello. Hello for the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from The Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.
1:32.3	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.
1:33.7	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:37.1	Ten years and many months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago
1:42.0	into the magical, fantastical land of foon.
1:45.0	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional rift, and I use that to
1:49.1	upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern, the ruffled feather, in McShingleshane Forest,
1:55.1	on the outskirts of Hogsface in the magical land of foon.
1:58.2	And I am joined, as always, by my co-host. He loves to call me boss.
2:04.6	Shut the Talking Badger. Hey, big guy. Hey, hmm, how you, how are you doing, buddy? Pretty good.
2:10.8	Hey, Arnie, um, I know I said it a few times. I just really want to check in and make sure that, you know, when I eventually go, which goddesses forbid, that I am dropped off at stuffed perverts.
2:22.7	That is right. You've made it clear that when you die, you want your body donated to perversion.
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