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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 5, Ep 70 - Shopping

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 September 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

A shopping trip in Hogsface leads to a shocking run-in with someone we won't reveal in the episode description.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Associate Producer: Anna Havermann

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Tony Gullick

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


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Transcript

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0:00.0

If you're looking for a podcast adventure, check out Dum Dumb's and Dragons, a podcast where

0:06.4

improvisers and comedians who've never role played before journey into the world of Dungeons and Dragons.

0:11.8

Dumm Dumbs and Dragons has been featured on the official Dungeons and Dragons podcast, ranked number

0:16.3

two of all fiction podcasts in America, and has been downloaded more than four million times.

0:21.7

Dum Dums and Dragons can be discovered

0:23.4

anywhere hilarious podcasts can be found.

0:25.9

It's like Lord of the Rings.

0:27.5

If everyone was an idiot.

0:30.6

Hey there, Critters.

0:31.8

This year marks our 10-year anniversary of Critical Role

0:34.4

and we are partnering with Fathom Entertainment

0:36.1

to bring our 2025 tour to movie theaters across the U.S. and Canada.

0:40.7

Head to theater to see the wedding of the year coming to theaters on October 15th with an

0:45.0

iconic jester and Ford wedding at our New York City Live show.

0:49.5

Visit fathomentertainment.com slash critical roll to find tickets in theaters near you.

0:54.3

That's fathomentertainment.com slash critical role to find tickets in theaters near you. That's fathomentertainment.com slash critical role.

1:00.5

People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

1:08.3

And yet again, here we are with another episode. I understand there are some of you out there that, what is it called again, binge our series. And to you, I say, what's going on with you? You really listen to a lot of these at once, you're saying? You just listen to one, and then the first thought that comes into your mind is,

1:28.2

I'm going to do that to myself again. I'm giving you a chance to escape. You can listen to

1:34.4

one, and then you can get on with your life. Anyway...

1:37.3

Hello? Pardon us? Is there anyone... Is there anyone working in the store?

1:42.3

Who could that be?

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