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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 5, Ep 69 - Automa-Tawny the Automaton Townie (w/ Tawny Newsome)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Automa-Tawny the Automaton Townie is a clockwork robot that's a local in every town. She was also the winner of this year's March Magic bracket of powerful magic user despite little to no evidence of magical abilities.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Automa-Tawny: Tawny Newsome

Flower: Brooke Breit

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Associate Producer: Anna Havermann

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Stephen Dranger

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey there, Critters. This year marks our 10-year anniversary of Critical Role, and we are partnering with Fathom Entertainment to bring our 2025 tour to movie theaters across the U.S. and Canada.

0:10.6

Head to theater to see the wedding of the year coming to theaters on October 15th with an iconic jester and Ford wedding at our New York City Live show.

0:19.4

Visit Fathomentertainment.com slash Critical Role to find tickets in theaters near you. That's fathomentertainment.com slash critical role. Hi, I'm Gustavo Sorolla, and if you love D&D style adventures full of humor and heart, you should check out Tales from the Stinky Dragon. Tales from the Stinky Dragon is a cinematic listening experience complete with guest performances from professional voice actors and comedians, immersive sound design, and its own musical score. Go on a thrilling journey with four friends and me, Gus, their very patient dungeon master, as we stumble through disastrous dice roles, questionable role play decisions and even a few wholesome feel-good moments along the way. You can binge our first two campaigns or join us every other week for our latest third campaign.

0:57.5

No matter where you decide to start listening, you're guaranteed to have a side-splitting journey that's fun for all ages

1:01.6

and perfect for both D&D veterans and newcomers alike.

1:04.4

Just search for Talesman of Stinky Dragon wherever you listen to podcast and subscribe today.

1:13.6

People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

1:17.0

But it's a new month.

1:18.3

Time continues its inexorable march forward.

1:21.1

And unfortunately, I have to promote the next live shows coming up in September.

1:25.3

Hello from the Magic Tavern has a live show on Saturday, September 27th,

1:29.9

in Charlotte, North Carolina, and Sunday, September 28th in Richmond, Virginia. Remember, if these

1:36.1

shows sell out quickly, I don't have to talk about them anymore. Let that motivate you. Regardless,

1:42.3

links to get tickets in the show notes. And now you can practice

1:45.7

attending a live show by building up your immunity and sitting through this. Sit back and

1:50.9

enjoy the show. Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of foon.

2:19.1

I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.

2:20.5

If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.

2:24.2

Ten years and several months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of food.

2:32.2

Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through to the dimensional rift, and I use that to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern, the ruffled feather in McShingleshane Forest, on the edge of hogs face in the magical land of foon. And I am joined, as always, by my co-host, Chunt the Talking Badger. Oh, yeah, Bubby. Hey, how you doing, Buby? Doing pretty good, Bobby. How are you? Okay, Bubby. Um, uh, I'm just trying to think of sentences to say that I could end with Bubby. Okay. Do you want to, would writing them down be helpful? Okay, yeah. Do you want to brainstorm? Let me see here. I could say like, good to see a puppy with that. Yeah. Oh, you could say something I could say a bubby. Oh, I see. Bubby. Bubby. I could say no one puts Bubby in the corner. I don't know what that means, but that's fun.

3:27.2

I won't. I'd explain it to you, but it's pretty dirty.

3:29.6

Ooh. And involves dancing.

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