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🗓️ 25 August 2025
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Honk the Assassin is back and you won't believe what he's... okay, fine, he's trying to kill Arnie.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Honk the Assassin: Ross Kimball
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Red Keener
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
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| 0:00.0 | Searching for a romantic summer getaway. Escape with Rich Girl Summer, the new Audible original |
| 0:05.2 | from Lily Chew. The exquisitely talented Philippa Sue, returning to narrate her fifth |
| 0:10.2 | Lily Chew title. This time, Philippa is joined by her real-life husband, Stephen Pasquale, |
| 0:15.5 | set in Toronto's wealthy cottage country, aka the Hamptons of Canada, rich girl Summer follows the story of Valerie, |
| 0:22.1 | a down-on-her-luck event planner posing as a socialite's long-lost daughter, while piecing |
| 0:26.5 | together the secrets surrounding a mysterious family and falling deeper and deeper in love with the |
| 0:31.7 | impossibly hard to read and infuriatingly handsome family assistant, Nico. Caught between pretending to belong |
| 0:38.2 | and unexpectedly finding where she truly fits in, |
| 0:41.3 | Valerie learns her summer is about to get far more complicated |
| 0:44.0 | than she ever planned. |
| 0:45.8 | She's in over her head and head over heels. |
| 0:48.5 | Listen to Rich Girl Summer, now on Audible. |
| 0:51.2 | Go to audible.com slash rich girl summer. |
| 0:53.3 | Thank you. on Audible. Go to Audible.com slash rich girl summer. |
| 1:05.8 | Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, oh, time out. Sorry. Sorry. I'm supposed to read this script. |
| 1:12.8 | People of Earth. People of Earth. The following podcast is not real. |
| 1:16.8 | Don't be fooled into believing in the existence of other worlds. |
| 1:18.8 | Oh, here we go. |
| 1:24.5 | Also, there are new shirts in our dashry store that are special for each of our live shows. |
| 1:28.7 | The new live show shirt for our Washington, D.C. show, says the drunken drivel, and the live show shirt for our Philadelphia show has a wizard with sunglasses |
| 1:34.7 | and a microphone and says, that wizard's got bars. Oh, my little daddy wrap. To get those shirts and all the other shirts, visit our dashery store. |
| 1:47.8 | There's a link in the show notes. |
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