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🗓️ 21 July 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Returning to Hogsface means crossing the Ashit Bridge and dealing with Clovis the bridge troll.
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Clovis the Bridge Troll: Padraic Connelly
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Associate Producer: Anna Havermann
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Tony Gullick
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
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0:00.0 | People of Earth, the following podcast is not real. |
0:07.8 | And if I have my Earth calendar working correctly, our live shows are currently underway, |
0:13.5 | with all of our central cast on the road. |
0:16.5 | Which means if you've been planning to sneak into the Magic Tavern home base and really mess things up, |
0:21.6 | ensure that production grinds to a halt, now would be the perfect time. |
0:25.6 | Send me a private message for the password into Magic Tavern headquarters, |
0:29.6 | but also I'll tell you right now. |
0:31.6 | It's plot underscore no thanks. |
0:34.6 | All caps and the A is that ad symbol because they make you use a special character. |
0:39.8 | And as far as special characters connected to this show are concerned, that's the only one. |
0:44.8 | Happy mischief making. Now sit back and enjoy the show. |
0:49.0 | The show. Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of food. |
1:16.1 | Oh, sorry. |
1:17.5 | John, can you move your arm a little bit? |
1:19.8 | We're a little tight. |
1:21.1 | Yeah. |
1:21.7 | Sorry. |
1:22.7 | And using our three of us riding on this upside down camel is not comfortable. |
1:29.7 | The camel has a name, Ronnie. |
1:31.8 | That's Spider-Man. |
1:33.3 | Thank you. |
1:34.0 | Mm-hmm. |
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