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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 5, Ep 62 - Familiar Rescuer (w/ Holly Conrad)

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Aggie Thistlefield runs a rescue shelter for difficult to handle animal familiars.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Aggie Thistlefield: Holly Conrad

Gorilla Familiar: Charlie McCrackin

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Associate Producer: Anna Havermann

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Marisa Ewing

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


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Transcript

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0:00.0

People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

0:08.3

But that can't stop us from breaking free of our usual habitat, wandering into your neck of

0:13.4

the earth woods and terrorizing you in person.

0:16.3

That's right, the first two of our live shows are later this week.

0:20.4

July 18th in Somerville, Massachusetts,

0:23.2

and July 20th in New York City. And then, just as the rest of the country breathes a sigh of

0:28.8

relief, in August we appear in D.C. and Philadelphia, and before anyone can recover, we'll be in

0:35.0

Charlotte, North Carolina, and Richmond, Virginia in September.

0:39.0

And October will be quiet, provided you all behave. Links for tickets and info in the show notes.

0:45.5

Now sit back and enjoy the show. Hello from the magic tavern. A weekly podcast from The Magic Tavern.

1:12.9

A weekly podcast from the magical land of food.

1:16.0

I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.

1:17.4

If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.

1:21.3

Ten years.

1:22.1

And several months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King into the magical, fantastical land of

1:28.5

foon.

1:29.0

Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal through the dimensional rift, and I use that

1:33.4

to upload a podcast recorded as we travel back to Hogs Face, although I have to confess,

1:40.5

oh, chunt.

1:41.8

Chunt do we really mess up?

1:43.5

A couple weeks ago, we said, and now we're leaving for hog's face, and we took a couple

1:48.8

weeks off.

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