Hey, this is present day Arnie bumping into the beginning of all of our episodes to give you important news.

This summer, 2025, we're going on tour.

If you've always wanted to see us live, here's your chance, assuming you live anywhere close to the places I'm about to say.

On July 18th, Somerville, Massachusetts, on July 20th, New York City.

On August 15th, Washington, D.C., on August 17th, Philadelphia.

On September 27th, Charlotte, North Carolina, and on September 28th, Richmond, Virginia.

Tickets are selling fairly fast, even for the shows that are a few months out.

But if you can make it, we'd love to see you.

You can get more information and links

to buy tickets at hello from the magic

tavern.com and click on the

live shows tab. That's hello from the magic tavern

dot com and then click on the live

shows tab.

Thank you. School's out for summer boils and grills.

And what better way to beat the heat than with a cool as can be slice of comedy contraband,

smuggle to your ears on bootleg Craig's pirate Patreon radio.

Once again, I've slipped into the vaults of the Magic Tavern Patreon

and liberated a bonus transmission from the clutches of the paywall.

It's only a matter of time before the feds catch on,

so if I were you, I'd hike on over to patreon.com slash

magic tavern right now and join.

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