Hi, it's me the O.G. Green Grum, the Grinch.

Listen as I launch a campaign against Christmas cheer, grilling celebrity guests, like chestnuts

on an open fire.

They'll try to get my heart to grow a few sizes,

but it's not gonna work, honey.

Follow Tis the Grinch Holiday Talk Show on the Wundry Act,

or wherever you get your podcasts. People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.

And with the great sown ritual behind us,

all that's left is to gather up those discarded costumes from everyone's

trash and create a yard sculpture that suggests a bunch of otherworldly creatures

and sexy nurses had their inside sucked out by a giant spider.

Because that's November, baby.

Now sit back and enjoy the show. Oh, it's a lot. Hello for the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon.

I'm your host Arnie Neekamp, the greatest warrior in all of Foon, also the greatest

lawyer in all of Foon. If you've never listened to the

podcast before this is everything you need to know. Eight and a half years ago I

fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in Chicago. If you're familiar

with the Chicago land area it's the one at the intersection of Irving in Chicago,

area, it's the one at the intersection of Irving and Clark.

And I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from that Burger King

through the dimensional rift, and I use that

to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern,

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