I'm going deep into my wife's family history, digging up the cold case of her murdered great

grandmother. And did I mention that I'm looking into whether the murderer was actually the

beloved family patriarch? Binge all episodes of Ghost Story, add free right now on

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People of Earth, the following podcast is not real and my favorite holiday is almost here.

That's right, Secret Lesson Eve, where children arrive at the door in sloppy homemade costumes

and I see how long they're willing to wait while I search for candy I don't actually have,

while offering them helpful little observations and learnings. Like, you know, all the

Snickers bars in the world aren't as sweet as catching up with an old friend. And my favorite

kind of movies are called books. Oh, there are little expressions when you say, I guess

I left those turtle brownies in my other house. But maybe the real treat was the words

I've offered. That is the look of eventual gratitude. So while we count the minutes, let's

sit back and enjoy the show.

Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foom. I'm your host

Arnie Neckamp, the greatest warrior in all of Foom, the greatest lawyer in all of Foom,

and also a permabody of the Red Queen Merzia. If you've never listened to the podcast before,

this is everything you need to know eight and a half years ago. I fell through a dimensional

portal behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foom. Luckily,

I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift, and I

use that to upload a podcast, recorded here in the Tavern, the Strange Familiar, and the town

of Nibblebottom, at the base of the Unnameable Mountain in the Magical Land of Foom. And I'm

joined, as always, by my co-host, Yousselor the Blue. I am Yousselor the Twelfth Rail of

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