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0:00.0	I'm Kerry Mulligan, the host of I Hear Fear, a new anthology series of terror.
0:06.4	You and I know that the best scary stories are the ones we tell each other in the dark.
0:10.8	So turn off your lights and close your eyes. Follow I Hear Fear. the
0:13.7	follow I hear fear on the wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:19.7	People of Earth. People of Earth, the Earth, the following podcast is not real, and allow me to add that if I were a resident of this planet and I did have a birthday, it just might be today.
0:34.0	And I can share that my only birthday wish
0:36.0	would be nuanced performances and well thought out story lines.
0:39.4	So it looks like another birthday of going to bed
0:41.5	disappointed for yours truly.
0:43.4	Now sit back, blow out those candles, and enjoy the show. Oh, Hello from the Magic Tavern. A weekly podcast from the magical land of
1:14.4	Foon. I'm your host Army Neatamp, the greatest warrior in all of
1:17.1	Foon, also the greatest lawyer in all of Foon. If you've never listened to
1:20.4	the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:23.0	Eight and a half years ago I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King
1:26.4	in Chicago into the magical fantastical land of Foon.
1:30.4	Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the
1:34.2	dimensional rift and I use that to upload a podcast recorded here in the
1:38.0	tavern, the strange familiar and the town of Nibble Bottom at the base of
1:41.5	the unnameable mountain in the magical land of
1:43.8	Foon and I'm joined as always by my co-host Chunt the Talking Badger.
1:48.6	Bibo. How you doing buddy? I'm doing good and bad. You want good first or bad first? I guess I want good first. Okay.
1:58.6	Love you, buddy. Big hug. Oh, okay. Oh, thank you for that hug. Okay, now the bank. Um, you know how I've been making a restaurant
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