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0:00.0	Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.
0:04.1	You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.
0:08.8	Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondery.
0:12.9	Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcast.
0:23.9	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:27.3	How can you be sure?
0:28.5	Well, for one.
0:29.8	If definitive proof of trans-dimensional travel suddenly dropped onto the podcast scene,
0:34.5	wouldn't it get more 5 star reviews in the iTunes store?
0:37.9	Not to mention.
0:39.4	Okay, I was finally able to access the programs I needed to get the ventilation system working more effectively,
0:44.5	which, with a lot of gov'lums in prison on the lower levels, you're definitely going to want to take it.
0:49.0	Craig!
0:50.0	Still transmitting yourself from afar into the coffee maker I see, as if Cureg wasn't responsible for enough evil.
0:56.2	I was in the middle of explaining to all our listeners how this dimensional travel stuff wasn't real.
1:01.5	Oh, I forgot. Sorry, new listeners, who may not have figured out yet that we're trying to cover up the possibility of trans-dimensional travel for our own ambiguous purposes.
1:09.8	Speaking of which, I still don't understand that part myself.
1:12.5	Craig, we've been through this.
1:13.8	If I gave you all the details, it wouldn't be fun anymore.
1:16.8	Did you not see the Star Wars prequels?
1:18.8	Look, let's stop developing our relationship and just get to this week's transmission.
1:23.7	All I know is that it isn't real.
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