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Hello From The Magic Tavern

Season 4, Ep 10 - Year Without a Chris Must

Hello From The Magic Tavern

Arnie Niekamp

Fiction, Comedy

4.811.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

An ancient pact requires the Dark Lord, hidden in the basement, to fulfill his duties as the Chris in Chris-Must.


Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Flower: Brooke Breit

Blemish: Martin Wilson

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi


Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai

Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz

Editor: Anna Havermann

Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Theme Music: Andy Poland


”Who Must - Chris Must”: written and performed by Shaun Fleming of the band Diane Coffee


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.

0:04.1

You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.

0:08.8

Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondering.

0:12.9

Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:23.7

People of festive holiday earth.

0:26.0

The following festive holiday podcast is not real.

0:29.8

Just like the chances of your sister-in-law finally getting you something useful this year,

0:34.0

or the science behind ice creatures coming to life when they wear a hat.

0:38.2

Wait, so hats can't bring ice creatures to life?

0:40.6

No Craig.

0:42.0

Only Elsa can do that.

0:43.6

Man actually does make more sense.

0:45.1

By the way, you transmitting yourself through the talking animatronic trout on the wall,

0:49.7

a whole new level of creepy.

0:51.6

It's the holidays.

0:52.6

I wanted to make it special.

0:54.2

So if you brought people up to speed on your ticking over this facility, along with the

0:57.2

Godland Army and the lower levels.

0:58.6

I was gonna get into it after the holidays, but nice tease.

1:01.9

Well, you may not want to keep them down there much longer.

1:04.4

Who knows what could happen.

1:07.2

But in the meantime, how best to say this?

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