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0:00.0	Greetings ever growing audience?
0:06.8	Oh, wait, I'm holding this print out of our audience numbers upside down.
0:11.0	And there's a smudge on it.
0:12.6	And someone drew a seven here in Purple Crayon.
0:15.4	And these aren't zeroes, they're glued on Cheerios.
0:18.7	Now, let's see.
0:20.2	Oh dear.
0:21.8	Greetings, tiny, passionate handful of true believers.
0:26.5	The following podcast is not real.
0:28.9	The storyline of a hapless resident of Chicago trapped in another dimension is fabricated.
0:34.4	The world building?
0:35.8	Dicey.
0:36.8	The caliber of the voice acting suggests three grown men searching for an email receipt
0:41.0	for their masterclass with Maurice Lamarge to demand a refund.
0:44.8	But it is the holiday season.
0:47.6	That time of year we give a little extra chance at redemption to something that's disappointed
0:52.0	us throughout the year, especially knowing we can't properly get rid of it until after
0:56.0	Valentine's Day unless we're ready to look like a monster.
0:59.5	So with that in mind, sit back and enjoy the show.
1:26.1	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:28.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
1:30.5	I'm your host Arnie Neacamp.
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