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0:00.0	People of the...the only existing world you need to worry about.
0:08.3	The following podcast is not real.
0:10.7	And furthermore, I know you've had to listen to all the podcasts on your to-do list
0:15.1	a while now.
0:16.5	And sometime last Friday you finally checked it off, wiped your brow and thought, now
0:20.8	I can get back to forging meaningful relationships, finishing that law degree, or helping to raise
0:25.8	the child I'm positive I saw around the house last summer, and while you may have finished
0:30.4	all the podcasts way back then, bad news over the weekend we made a bunch more.
0:36.0	And it's not just us.
0:37.2	I hear this American life and planet money scraped together a few new offerings as well.
0:42.3	So you've got a bunch more of these to get through.
0:45.2	But on the plus side, for 50% of eternity, Cicifist thought he was almost done with a big
0:49.7	chore.
0:50.7	So put on your listening cap, screw your courage to the sticking place.
0:55.7	Pour yourself a nice hot mug of attention span, sit back, and enjoy the show.
1:23.5	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
1:25.5	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:27.5	I'm your host Arne and E. Camp.
1:29.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:32.8	Over 6 and a half years ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in
1:36.9	Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fun.
1:40.6	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional
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