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0:00.0	People of Earth, there are worlds beyond your own.
0:08.7	Alternate dimensions fill with horrors and delights that will stretch the limits of your
0:13.1	imagination, all hovering behind thousands of doorways hiding in plain sight.
0:21.3	That's what they want you to believe, but I'm here to tell you, Earth, it's just you.
0:27.2	That's it.
0:28.2	If you're looking to venture beyond your everyday reality, I don't know, Greenland, I've
0:33.4	heard those flotation tanks can get kind of wild, maybe microtos, after you've arranged
0:38.5	child care, and for wholesome, utterly synthetic escapism this podcast.
0:44.5	Not at all a living document explaining what happens when you wind up in the wrong dimension
0:48.0	at the wrong time, and stay there for four years, and counting.
0:52.2	Also, I normally save Patreon news for after the episode when no one's listening, but
0:57.0	I'm unpredictable.
0:59.0	Season 1 of the Magic Tavern Spin-Off Series' Earth Games is now available to all Patreon
1:04.2	supporters.
1:05.2	All seven episodes dropped into the Patreon feed last week for your listening, let's
1:10.1	say, enjoyment?
1:11.6	Get more info at patreon.com slash magic tavern.
1:15.3	Now prepare those human ear canals for varying sound waves that approximate recorded voice
1:20.6	and public domain sound effects, and enjoy the show.
1:46.6	Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from Magical Land of Foon.
1:51.2	I'm your host Arnie Neacamp.
1:52.9	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
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