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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:07.7	I know, you're thinking but the flawless production value.
0:11.2	The endless stream of top level talent.
0:13.5	I don't understand.
0:15.2	No you don't understand.
0:17.0	And my job is to keep you safe from the terrifying facts swirling around just outside
0:21.5	your window, allowing you to find simple enjoyment in our clever little audio pantomime.
0:27.4	Forever hovering on the ratings charts just below welcome to Night Vale.
0:31.7	Just trust me and don't worry about what else is out there.
0:34.7	I'm like the witch in Rapunzel.
0:36.5	Well the version from Tangled, who's kind of fun and probably based on Paddy Lapone.
0:40.9	Man could she rock a shawl.
0:42.8	Alright have you settled into the bath?
0:45.2	Shark cutery board balanced on one knee?
0:47.7	The hardcover large print edition of Eat, Pray, Love on the other?
0:51.2	Then sit back?
0:52.6	Not too far?
0:53.6	That prosciutto is top heavy.
0:55.4	And enjoy the show.
1:18.8	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:20.9	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:23.3	I'm your host beautiful Arnold.
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