People of Earth, of all the fake podcasts in all the towns in all the world, you walk

into ours.

But until you figure out how to navigate to another page or simply turn your browser

or media player off, you're ours.

And like a dad with partial custody and shoddy time management skills, we're going

to waste a lot of our time together on fluff and then try to cram in some sort of lesson

in the last 45 seconds, just so you know what's coming.

And a week from now we'll do it all over again.

So go toss your things in the laundry room where I set up a cot for you, grab a piece

of the party sub that's been in the fridge since Easter, sit back and enjoy the show.

Do you still have you seen John to anyone?

Well, no, not for a few days in fact, but I wanted to tell you about this beautiful rock

I found this.

Oh no, I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to engage you in a longer conversation.

Oh, but it is time to we should probably go out and start the podcast.

Oh, all right.

Can I talk about the rock on the podcast?

I might cut it out, but we'll see.

I can definitely talk about it, but I can't promise anyone we'll hear it.

Okay.

Also, before we go out, I just want to confirm are you still dead?

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