People of Earth, the following podcast is not real, but let me catch you up if you're

just joining.

The central figures of our show stumbled across a fairly reliable formula, and then about

400 episodes passed, and now you're all caught up.

But more importantly, when you're finished with our production, please remember to take

it to an authorized podcast disposal facility.

Every year, hundreds of Earth Manatees are harmed by improperly disposed podcasts, when

they find them, listen to them, and are so bored they end up swimming into docks over

and over again just to feel something.

So two problems there, Manatees flair for the dramatic, and the first one.

Do your part, make sure no one ever listens to this again.

But first, sit back and enjoy the show.

Guys, this is so exciting.

It's been years and we're on our way into Hawks' face for the first time in a long time.

There's so much excitement building inside me, but also so much anxiety.

Am I going to run into former friends?

Am I going to run into past enemies?

Who are their buildings that are businesses that we know, that we visited, that sort of

repopulated the city?

Are they so scared?

I know.

But in the best possible way.

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