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0:00.0	People of Earth
0:06.0	It's time to play the music, it's time to spritz the fern, it's time to say hello from the magic tavern.
0:14.0	I'm your disgruntled tour guide, won't even share my name.
0:19.0	I'm here to give this chaos the barest semblance of a frame.
0:23.0	So, why don't we get things started on the most sensational, usadational, chontarational, arne-ne-ne-cational?
0:31.0	This is what we call the magic tavern.
0:37.0	I've done all I can!
1:01.0	Hello from the magic tavern!
1:03.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:08.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:13.0	Seven years, two months and one week ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger king in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fun.
1:19.0	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the burger king through the dimensional rift.
1:24.0	And I use that to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern, the strange familiar, and the town of nibble bottom in the magical land of fun.
1:32.0	And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host.
1:37.0	He wants to tell us what happens when a unicorn, a Pegasus, and a centaur walked into a bar.
1:45.0	He's told me he's got a great joke.
1:47.0	He gave me this piece of paper with that setup to set him up for this joke, which is...
1:54.0	Alifino!
1:55.0	Bingbong, everyone!
1:57.0	Bingbong to all and to all of Bingbong.
1:59.0	Arnie, thank you so much. I feel like...
2:02.0	I feel like the reddest setup.
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