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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:08.0	Yes, this is a podcast.
0:10.0	So, if you're hearing my voice thinking you just downloaded the Encanto soundtrack,
0:15.0	wow, something went really wrong.
0:17.0	On the plus side, you no longer have to listen to Encanto.
0:20.0	Which is catchy, the first 500,000 times.
0:24.0	After that, it becomes more of a meaningless drone that pins your attention span
0:28.0	somewhere between hypnosis and a slow erosion of your will to live.
0:32.0	And there's no better segue to our particular blend of audio entertainment.
0:37.0	So sit back and enjoy the show.
1:02.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:04.0	A weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon.
1:07.0	I'm your host Arnie Neekcamp.
1:08.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:11.0	About seven years and two months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal
1:15.0	behind a Burger King in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of foon.
1:19.0	Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional rift.
1:24.0	And I used that to upload a podcast recorded here in the tavern,
1:28.0	the strange familiar, and the town of nibble bottom, in the magical land of foon.
1:32.0	And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, Chant the Talking Badger.
1:36.0	Oh, yeah, baby.
1:38.0	How you doing, bud?
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