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0:00.0	Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.
0:04.1	You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.
0:08.8	Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondery.
0:12.9	Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:24.2	People are the following podcast is not real, but that hasn't stopped it from becoming
0:28.9	one of the most beloved productions in all the entertainment world.
0:32.6	Now, to all you millions of listeners, gather around and prepare yourselves for another
0:37.6	meticulously plotted, emotionally satisfying journey with complex grounded characters
0:43.4	that anyone can...
0:45.5	What is this parallel universe introduction doing on my desk?
0:49.4	Let's just shred that.
0:51.1	Ugh, well the marketing for Spider-Man No Way Home ever end, and until that movie addresses
0:56.2	the Gwyneth Paltrow who didn't make it through the subway door, I am not interested.
1:01.2	Anyway, welcome to... you know, this.
1:05.2	It may not be the podcast we want, but it might just be the podcast we deserve.
1:10.3	In which case, shame on us.
1:12.7	Hit back and enjoy the show.
1:37.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern, a weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:41.0	I'm your host Arnie Neckamp.
1:42.5	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:46.1	Seven years than one week ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King
1:50.2	in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of Foon.
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