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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:07.8	There is no need to interpret this recording as proof of the existence of other worlds.
0:12.2	Really, the only thing you should take as proof of other worlds is Jason Momoa's eyes.
0:16.6	Glad I brought my bathing suit because I could swim in those for hours.
0:20.7	Now, if you took meticulous notes on last week's episode and can't wait to see how each
0:24.8	of the threads plays out.
0:26.7	You can just go ahead and throw those away, because continuity ain't the only dance partner
0:32.6	we brought to prom.
0:34.0	This isn't a Mike Flanagan Limited Netflix series, not everything is going to pay off.
0:38.2	Now, with those adjusted expectations, you can sit back and enjoy the show.
1:05.5	You can't keep me down here forever.
1:07.5	I'll get out of that jelly and what I do will rip you apart.
1:11.0	Don't shit, it's time to start the podcast.
1:14.5	Just stay away from the magical barrier.
1:16.5	Oh, the fool would be mine again.
1:18.3	Alright, come back here.
1:19.3	I'll get it again.
1:20.3	Come on, get it together.
1:21.3	Come on, come on.
1:22.3	Come into your podcast space.
1:23.3	This would be good.
1:25.3	Hmm, happy episode, happy episode.
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