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0:00.0	Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.
0:04.1	You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.
0:08.8	Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondering.
0:12.9	Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcast.
0:23.9	You've been listening to the Hello from the Magic Tavern podcast.
0:27.3	A fully independent production made possible... wait, are we at the beginning?
0:32.0	Oh, come on.
0:33.7	I was in such a good mood.
0:35.8	I was gonna sleepwalk through the credits as per usual.
0:39.2	Shut down the equipment and be first in line for the new product reveal at the local pie bar.
0:43.8	Rumor has it, it's something called OOPS ALL CRUST!
0:47.2	And now I, ugh, hey, if I do the credits now, do we all not have to listen?
0:53.0	Now there might be legal ramifications.
0:55.7	And I can't have that while the Chicago Zoning Board is considering my request to turn the art institute into a walk-in cape closet.
1:02.5	Damn!
1:03.3	Well, as they say at the beginning of every planet money, let's just get through this.
1:08.2	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
1:11.1	But don't take my word for it, sit back and enjoy the show.
1:38.3	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:40.2	A weekly podcast from the Magical Land of Foon.
1:42.6	I'm your host Arnie Neacamp.
1:44.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
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