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0:00.0	Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person.
0:04.1	You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast.
0:08.8	All right, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondering.
0:12.9	Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:17.3	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:33.2	But let me just say, with the millions of podcasts on offer, we appreciate you choosing
0:38.6	ours.
0:39.6	Or, if you simply don't know how to search for other podcasts, many of which are better
0:45.6	written, acted, and rated than this one, we are not going to show you.
0:50.7	Let's just enjoy this tiny pocket of time where you don't know any better, like the first
0:55.3	20 minutes of Rapunzel where she's totally content with the tower.
0:58.6	Now, chase those dreams of better podcasts out of your drafty mind.
1:03.7	Rap complacency around you like a warm mediocre blanket.
1:31.8	Sit back and enjoy the show.
1:32.8	Turn.
1:33.8	A weekly podcast from the magical land of food.
1:35.9	I'm your host Arnie Neekamp.
1:37.3	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:41.4	Six and three-fourths years ago, I found through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King
1:45.3	in Chicago, into the magical, fantastical land of food.
1:49.0	Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional
1:52.9	rift, and I use that to upload this podcast recorded in the tavern, the strange familiar,
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