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🗓️ 27 December 2021
⏱️ 14 minutes
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A Winter Solstice scene with a song about the holiday Gunderstein. (Hmm, that rhymes.)
Credits
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
SAD Bard: Jonathan Mann
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Editor: Garrett Schultz
Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Nasty Raviolis Sheet Music and Performance: Ruth Anastasia Jones
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0:00.0 | Let's say you love sports, but are also, you know, a busy person. |
0:04.1 | You want to know the latest sports news, but don't want to sit through a two-hour podcast. |
0:08.8 | Alright, if we're talking about you right now, then check out the new podcast from Wondery. |
0:12.9 | Listen to the lead starting 5 on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcast. |
0:23.7 | People of Earth, the following podcast is not real. |
0:27.3 | And not only is it not real, it's not even its usual length. |
0:31.3 | With it still being the Earth holiday season, I figured having these poor people listen |
0:35.9 | to enough complete audio transmissions that are fake. |
0:39.4 | Why not give something back? |
0:41.5 | So today, let's limit it to one humble bonus scene. |
0:45.6 | With the same amount of arguing and contradictory details you've come to love. |
0:50.0 | So go on and start that seven minute soft boiled egg and enjoy the tiny little pocket sized show. |
0:57.1 | Oh no, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. |
1:00.7 | Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, please. |
1:02.5 | What is it used to? |
1:03.5 | I wasn't saying anything, what the fuck? |
1:05.2 | Our friend, the sad bard, has a wonderful song he's created for Gundas Team this year. |
1:10.0 | I want you both to listen to it. |
1:11.2 | Wait, the sad bard? |
1:12.2 | The song a day bard? |
1:13.2 | That's him? |
1:14.2 | Yes, yes, yes, yes, he's a... |
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