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0:00.0	People of Earth.
0:05.7	Well, well, well.
0:07.4	Look who ran out of episodes of how I built this and came crawling back.
0:11.6	Well jokes on you, because we're grateful for even the tiniest shred of attention.
0:15.8	So let me bring you up to speed on the story thus far.
0:19.1	By directing you to any of the countless Wikipedia pages, carefully maintained by people whose
0:24.0	only source of vitamin D is their many spider terrariums in their garden apartment.
0:29.0	Thanks more, Locke.
0:30.6	As for me, I'll keep digging this escape tunnel under the Italy gelato bar, and you get to
0:36.0	listening.
0:37.0	Back and enjoy the show.
1:01.0	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:03.0	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.
1:10.0	6 years and several months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King in
1:15.1	Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fun.
1:18.7	Luckily I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional
1:22.6	rift.
1:23.6	And I've been using that to upload a podcast, Chromicaling, R-Quest, too.
1:27.2	I guess it'll defeat the Dark Lord, but you know what?
1:30.0	We're almost that entire time from almost like the very beginning, maybe episode two or
1:34.9	three.
1:35.9	We've also been chronicling the saga of Prince Tom Blaine Belaroth.
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