People of Earth, in case you were wondering, should you eat the rare million dollar truffle

in the display case at the center of Italy?

Even if you have a gift certificate, they'll put out a warrant for your arrest and you'll

spend every night hiding in different bits of Tuscan window dressing.

To evade their remarkably nuanced security system, but now that I've cobbled together this

restaurant manager disguise, I should be able to-

Excuse me, I asked for a booster seat for my child about half an hour ago.

Yes, and I placed it on the roof, where your child should be, was that not clear?

My baby can't even walk!

What better incentive, if he wants to see you again, I guess he'll have to put in the

hours and figure it out.

It's not like it's the first thing mankind learned how to do or anything.

Ugh!

Oh, put it in a word balloon.

I'm only now realizing I have a real knack for customer service.

And greater access to the building allows me to better plot my escape.

As for this week's transmission, we've gotten away from my increased presence on the show

and back to basics.

Let some other podcasts have the ratings, I say.

So sit back, steal yourself for the inevitable sense of disappointment and enjoy the show.

Hello from the Magic Tavern!

A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune, I'm your host Arnie Neacamp.

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