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0:00.0	People of Earth, the following podcast is not real.
0:08.0	You know what is real?
0:09.1	The Italy Leadership Conference next week, where I'm either going to be promoted or somehow
0:13.1	bring down this entire establishment.
0:15.6	Either way, it'll set me up perfectly for a TED Talk, and I've got the ideal closing
0:20.0	photo of a baby crawling through the bars of Alliance Den, and I'm going to throw that
0:24.4	on screen in Whisper, because we're all still learning.
0:28.1	And then literally bathe in applause.
0:30.9	But listen to me, saying interesting things when we know that's not what you signed up
0:35.1	for, sit back and enjoy the show.
1:01.4	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:04.1	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune.
1:06.8	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.
1:09.2	If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.
1:12.9	About four years and four weeks ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger
1:17.6	king.
1:18.6	What was the time frame in that?
1:22.6	Four years and four weeks ago, is that?
1:24.4	Yeah, sure.
1:25.4	You're doing great.
1:26.4	Keep going.
1:27.4	Oh wait, no, I'm sorry.
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