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0:00.0	Trisha's personal and private voice journal entry number 1476.
0:11.7	This week I realized that part of being a real performance artist is facing the hard truth.
0:17.7	If a clone does a one entity show and nobody comes to see it, did it really happen?
0:23.1	Yes.
0:24.1	Yes it did.
0:25.6	I think.
0:26.6	Oh god.
0:28.2	Note to self.
0:29.4	You not only have to tell people about your art, but then you have to beg, borrow, and
0:33.4	blackmail them to come.
0:35.7	But at least I recorded it and sent it to a handful of critics.
0:39.7	Critics love that kind of thing, right?
0:41.1	Watching a pre-taped show with an empty audience.
0:43.8	All I need now is a few good quotes from the online theater blogs, and then I can make
0:48.5	a snazzy new poster and remount the show.
0:51.6	That's how people decide to spend their evenings, right?
0:53.9	By noticing a colorful poster while they're out and about doing their human things.
0:57.9	Wait, what's this?
1:00.8	Just because I'm gone from the bunker doesn't mean you aren't disappointing me somehow.
1:06.2	Make sure you kill my evergreen plants and don't forget the transmission.
1:10.2	Oh god, the transmission.
1:12.4	You know, these guys keep cranking out shows even though they can't guarantee anyone's
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