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0:00.0	But if you really want to know me, to truly know Trisha, all you have to do is ask,
0:14.6	cue the lasers, cue space farm noises, invite the audience to snap their glow sticks and
0:20.7	fade to black.
0:22.6	Thunder supplies, enter from stage left, act shocked, slowly bow as if you haven't even
0:27.8	thought about what to do with this part.
0:30.5	Lights down again, repeat as necessary.
0:34.7	Okay.
0:36.7	Okay.
0:37.7	Oh God.
0:39.9	What if nobody comes to my one clone show debuting this week?
0:43.9	Is this why people work on projects but never actually finish them?
0:47.7	Okay, okay, okay.
0:49.1	Stop freaking out.
0:50.1	Don't be silly Trisha.
0:51.5	People are going to come.
0:53.5	People crave the opportunity to sit in the dark for hours delving into other people's
0:57.9	trauma set to original folk music performed on a handmade ukulele.
1:02.6	Don't worry about it.
1:05.1	Think about something else.
1:06.1	Think about something fun and light and different and like the transmission.
1:12.1	Yeah.
1:13.1	God, I'm just not in the head space to listen to the regular old show right now.
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