Trisha, are you there and unable to find the right words?

Or still fighting through that cheesecake factory-size helping of vocal fry?

Craig, are you there even though you haven't been referenced for months as it should be?

Well, listening audience, I know I've really dropped the ball as far as developing a rapport

with you, but apparently you're all I've got left.

If you're hearing this, I've successfully built a working transmission device out of

a discarded neokie press and a $3,000 lemon zester.

Needless to say, I'm trapped in Italy, which was not the brand crossover I'd been angling

for.

Damn, the security guards are coming this way.

Back into my foe rustic wine barrel.

In the meantime, sit back and do what you will with this.

Hello from the Magic Tavern.

A weekly podcast from the magical land of fun.

I'm your host, Daryng Neacamp.

If you've never listened to the podcast before, this is everything you need to know.

Six years and many months ago, I fell through a dimensional portal behind a Burger King

in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fun.

Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi signal from the Burger King through the dimensional

rift, and I use that to upload a podcast, chronically, our quest to defeat the Dark Lord,

and also to help the transition of power in Northeastia.

And I am joined, as always, by my co-host, Badger Boy.

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